What would I do without him?

I just have to mention...my husband is an idiot!

I mean, I love him, but really...

He's taking the kids to the pool...bonus...pledging my undying love here

After, I get the kids in their suits, sunscreen and put Kell's hair up so it isn't all straggly and in her face when wet.

He comes inside holding her ponytail holders {as if he's saved me some big embarrasment} and tells me, and I am quoting..."Here!!! I got these out of Kelly's hair so they don't get ruined!!"

What The F*ck?!

Is he kidding? They're ponytail holders. They're the terry, baby ponytail holders. They had no decoration on them...they were plain.